Inside MMF
The insider view of our Red River Metis Government. Often confusing. Sometimes disturbing. Always hilarious.
11/29/25 An Insider asks: Does an honorary doctorate count toward the education portion of the Leader’s pay scale…
11/28/25 On the bright side, if vacancy rates stay high then all the staff could get bigger offices…
11/27/25 When it starts feeling more like a corporate shareholders meeting than a National Assembly…
11/26/25 An Insider asks: If the Leader credits “our government” but he himself is the government, then has the Leader credited himself twice…
11/25/25 Now at 500+ daily visitors and growing strong…
11/24/25 On Saturday, for National Housing Day, Minister Goodon led the entire Red River Metis Government in 24h of silence for their broken, unfulfilled and forgotten housing promises to Southeast region seniors…
11/23/25 That time “Dr.” Leader got into the weed game…
11/22/25 Not even the queen of spin Kat Patenaude can make this look anything less than shameful…
11/21/25 “…except our own Winnipeg Region Vice President…”
11/20/25 Thursday Throwback to the 2023 interview where the Leader explained HIS unique form of Red River Metis democracy to the country…
11/19/25 In a stadium full of thunderous booing it was heartwarming to see the Prime Minister had at least one ever adoring fan by his side…
11/18/25 Recently spotted at the Legislature…
11/17/25 In an emergency late night meeting, Cabinet approves EVEN BIGGER 2026 Red River Metis Grey Cup Partnership guaranteeing The Leader makes it fully in frame during next year’s national broadcast…
11/16/25 Cher Président: Si vous ne comprenez pas la blague, elle vous concerne probablement…
11/16/25 Earlier this week in Ottawa…
11/16/25 Overheard after this morning’s ceremony…
11/15/25 Those times The Leader gives a rare glimpse into his genuine subconscious…
11/14/25 Deep inside a newly purchased, highly mortgaged, barely occupied Red River Metis commercial property…
11/13/25 A lighter Thursday Throwback to Hawk Tuah: Assembly 2024 Edition that is still seared into the eyes and ears of every poor soul in attendance…
11/12/25 For anyone who thought that electoral “succession planning” was a new thing…
11/10/25 How Cabinet’s “succession planning” conversation went down according to Insiders…
11/9/25 I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was “our economic opportunities”…
11/7/25 Introducing the new and improved Red River Metis Support for Sport Program (now with economic development!)…
11/6/25 Thursday Throwback to the time The Leader made his psychotherapist proud with a masterclass in free association when all anyone else saw was a ceasefire support resolution…
11/5/25 Thank you Finance Minister for bringing balance to an otherwise negative and one-sided story…
11/5/25 The vote has finally been counted and the winner of this year’s National Red River Metis Government Halloween Costume Contest (individual costume) announced…
11/4/25 The annual “Finance Update” that was mostly an update on why the Finance Minister couldn’t provide citizens with a clear and complete financial update…
11/3/25 Carney slow playing The Leader’s treaty legislation after realizing what giving it “their full support” would really mean…
11/2/25 “Sure, I need a second job. But the swag benefits are unreal…”
11/1/25 Minister Goodon takes citizen’s advice, spends weekend learning how to Chair an Assembly by watching replays of himself…
10/31/25 First place in this year’s National Red River Metis Government Halloween Costume Contest (group or ensemble costume) goes to…
10/30/25 By popular Insider demand: A Thursday Throwback to this instant classic debate stopping mic drop Assembly moment…
10/29/25 When citizens start calling out their own non-citizen guests for raising their hands on resolutions but leadership still speaks against securing the vote…
10/28/25 For anyone that’s wondered how our Assembly Chairs can announce accurate resolution outcomes from thousands of delegates across the VIP Main Hall, overflow rooms, satellite locations and Zoom so astonishingly fast…
10/27/25 On a positive Assembly note, we learned that our Red River Metis Government is well on its way to fulfilling Section 31’s promise of 1.4 million acres of leasable commercial office space…
10/26/25 That time the Chair indicated majority in favour of secret ballot voting with one count left, got hauled off stage for a talking to, then *very nervously* declared the resolution defeated knowing it would all be on YouTube later…
10/25/25 ICYMI when our “record breaking” Assembly crowds meant there wasn’t enough of anything to go around…
10/24/25 Citizens looking on and trying to decode what “fighting for our kids” really means to our Red River Metis Government…
10/23/25 To all our Assembly staff who ran themselves ragged, worked 16 hour days, didn’t take food breaks and set up tables until 2am because that’s what “The Boss” wanted please know that the rest of us see and appreciate you…
10/22/25 That moment during the Assembly when you realized that leadership might be a little out of touch…
10/21/25 As Minister Campbell gently reminded us The Leader doesn’t take vacations. In fact he’s already hard at work selecting the perfect 2026 Assembly swag…
10/20/25 Reading mean Insider tips part one…
10/20/25 Not to flex or anything but…
10/19/25 Worried that your official 2025 Red River Metis National Assembly Feedback Form will “get lost in the mail”? Drop it in our Comment Box instead…
10/19/25 Confirmed through video replay by MMF Insider @nicelybearded: President identifies as Catholic, takes Lord’s name in vain during secret ballot debate…
10/19/25 If their throats are too dry to speak then they’ll be too dry to debate…
10/19/25 The irony of being made to vote for secret ballots by a show of hands…
10/19/25 Throwback to this classic overreaction to peaceful AGA dissent…
10/19/25 “Unanimous” resolution called by @openmetisdemocracy at 4:45pm… Nice try walking it back after checking the bingo card Mr. Chair…
10/19/25 Resolution making it even harder to run for Cabinet called by @openmetisdemocracy at 4:42pm…
10/19/25 In other words “you should all be grateful”…
10/19/25 President Chartrand delivers this year’s mining report…
10/19/25 Overheard backstage…
10/19/25 Meanwhile in the Red River Metis smoking section…
10/19/25 Delegates receive this year’s Veterans Report…
10/19/25 Minister’s assessment of our Red River Metis education programs…
10/19/25 Overheard during lunch: True reason for “Red River Metis” rebrand revealed to be too many NSFW search results for “MMF + just about anything”…
10/19/25 Add “master crowd reader” to Minister Carrier’s resume…
10/19/25 Called by MMF Insider @273 at 11:42am… The Leader “wins” heated CFS debate after getting the last word…
10/19/25 Because our Section 31 downpayment, business revenue and investment interest are obviously meant to be spent on other things…
10/19/25 So THAT’S how democracy works…
10/19/25 Who needs human knowledge keepers when you have AI…
10/19/25 In lieu of an opening prayer we will begin Day 3 with Minister Park’s Sunday Morning Storytime…
10/19/25 Helping set the vibe for Resolutions Day starting with that time we gave a whole new meaning to “Voting with The Leader”…
10/19/25 A brief recap of yesterday’s housing update…
10/18/25 Called by @buyoursauce in the dying seconds of Day 2: A new culinary partnership between the Red River Metis Nation and “Tribes of Columbia” coming soon to a Safeway near you…
10/18/25 If the stick doesn’t work, try the carrot…
10/18/25 Sorry Calgary, no one has ever heard of a Motion to Postpone…
10/18/25 Reports begin with a straightforward financial update…
10/18/25 To summarize The Leader’s earlier remarks on First Nations…
10/18/25 We have a confirmed call by MMF Insider @itspronouncednucular… something isn’t adding up with those delegate numbers… unless the watch “parties” have suddenly filled up…
10/18/25 So THAT’S how democracy works…
10/18/25 If you say it enough times it’s bound to start catching on eventually…
10/18/25 By immediate decree of the MMF Cabinet: All official references to The Leader shall now use the correct CharTRON pronunciation…
10/18/25 When Cabinet Members overhear citizens campaigning over morning coffee…
10/17/25 Fresh Insider Take: Less unnecessary main floor tables could mean more main floor space for the thousands of totally real registrants… Unless…
10/17/25 Finally a politician who gets it. Well mumbled Mr. Ambassador. Well mumbled...
10/17/25 Called by MMF Insider @273 at 3:57pm… Goodon takes cue from offstage…
10/17/25 Sexy hat confirms fresh Insider tip: Leader is “ready to mingle! Watch out aunties!”
10/17/25 Called by MMF Insider @allhailchartrand…Get your Leader Puzzles while supplies last...
10/17/25 A tale of two lunches...
10/17/25 This morning in the overflow room...
10/17/25 MMF doing its part to bring peace to the Middle East...
10/17/25 Move over Monster Bingo! Want to play along? Submit timestamps below when you hear a square called... 10:10am and already TWO Goodon duck jokes...
10/17/25 Ladies and gentlemen… Your 2025 Resolutions Committee
10/17/25 Our 2025 Red River Metis Assembly officially opens with a prayer and the pledge of allegiance...
10/17/25 Official cause of lineups later found to be growth of Red River Metis Nation... Not lack of organization...
10/16/25 Staff preparations are well underway for the AGA...
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